Posts Tagged ‘Football’


Sports World Humor

June 16, 2010

While indulging in the wonderful world of sports this past week I have found many things to be interesting and humorous. Everyone loves the decisions made by coaches which leave us scratching our heads and provide us with something to complain about the next day when we converse with our buddies. Here are a few “incidents” (if you will) which caught my attention (these are not numbered worst to first, they’re just numbered).

1. Darnell Dockett’s amazing mathematical skills while calling out Albert Haynesworth and Mike Florio’s sarcastic comment.)
“That’s why I tell y’all I’m nothing like these dudes, for a 100 million my ass will play 4-3, 3-4, 5-9, 4-8, and still whip ass!” Dockett declared. (Actually, we’ve heard that Vikings coach Brad Childress has been experimenting with the 4-8 alignment. On offense.) courtesy of

2. Guy’s reply to Darnell Dockett’s calling out of Haynesworth.

Running a 5-9, 99% of the players will whip ass.

3. Ron Gardenhire starting Nick Punto (Batting Average of .231), Trevor Plouffe (.130), Brendan Harris (.160), and Drew Butera (.135) in the same lineup on Sunday 6/13 vs. the Atlanta Braves…he also started Michael Cuddyer in Center Field…funny thing happened that game, the Twins got out-hit 16-4 and lost 7-3…

4. Ron Gardenhire’s unexplainable desire to have someone who is hitting under the Mendoza line (batting average under .200 for those of you who don’t know baseball) while Delmon Young sits in the 7 hole batting .295 with 8 bombs and 41 RBI…
—Lead in to next comment-Matt Tolbert is also a “Gardy favorite for the 2 spot…he’s hittin a whopping .167

5. Perhaps the most startling incident of the week, Matt Tolbert hits a Home run at target field followed by a Joe Mauer strikeout??? (Nick Punto was also 2/3 that game with a 2 RBI double…

6. Chilly Strikes Again – Vikings sign Ryan Moats while Brian Westbrook is still a free-agent. They now have 6 rb’s on the roster and Adrian Peterson is carrying a “weighted football” at practice to work on not fumbling…Chilly claims it’s like having a doughnut on a baseball bat meaning the ball will then feel like nothing in Peterson’s arms…meaning he will be more aware he’s holding it?

7. This just in…Minnesota coaches suck? What?

8. Glen “Big Baby” Davis’ slober and Nate Robinson’s comment “weez like Shrek and Donkey!!” courtesy of Chris Emma for the quote.

9. Pau Gasol is still the ugliest man in the NBA, the question is does he look more like an Ostrich or a Camel?

10. Ray Allen sets an NBA record for 3-pointer made in a Finals Game followed by missing his next 16 straight (minimum, not sure of the exact number).

11. The Big 10 decides to add Nebraska…first of all they’ve been the Big 10 for years with 11 teams, now they have 12 teams. The Big 12 teams dropped to 10 teams…do the conferences switch names??

Just a few things to ponder and discuss, enjoy!



Dear Brad…let’s get a real Safety this offseason?

June 4, 2010

As most die-hard vikings fan will realize we haven’t had the best secondary in the last few years. Many of the skewed stats descend from the fact no team can run on our big boys up front and are forced to pass. However, let’s be honest, some of it comes from the lack of talent in our last line of defense, the Safety position. Then we brought in Madieu Williams. It is safe to say the media over-played the arrival of Madieu just two years ago. So we take a look at Madieu’s stats and conclude he is a descent safety. In 24 games started (the last two years) Madieu has racked up 116 tackles, 2 INT’s, and 0 forced fumbles. Williams isn’t necessarily a big hitter. So those tackles aren’t bad. About 60 tackles in 12 games averages out to be around 80 tackles per year. With only 2 INT’s over the past two years on a defense that is constantly thrown on (while creating an immense amount of pressure on the opposing QB) those numbers HAVE to be higher). 0 Forced fumbles is also pathetic.
Insert Oshiomogho Atogwe…or O.J. for short. This off-season O.J. has become a free agent and has made comments about coming over to Minnesota. He would fit perfectly in the Vikings system and the transition would be easy because he’s played in a dome for the last 5 seasons (his whole career). Let’s crunch Atogwe’s numbers. The formal Stanford Cardinal has accumulated a total of 159 tackles in the last 2 years in just 28 games. Which (if he stays healthy) averages out to be 90 tackles per year. He’s also intercepted 7 passes and forced a startling 9 fumbles…as a Free Safety. He is a football minded, hard-hitting player who would upgrade most anyone’s defense in the NFL. The Vikings could use him at either Strong or Free safety and Tyrell Johnson out of the lineup. O.J. Atogwe is better than Minnesota’s best Safety so why not pick him up and mix and match another player for the other starting safety spot?
When Tyrell Johnson is actually in the right zone or manned up on his assignment, it’s surprising. He legitimately is more out-of-place than Rasheed Wallace on a hockey rink. Since we went over the other two players’ numbers I suppose we’ll have to go over Tyrell’s. Johnson has 88 tackles in 22 games started. This number gives him 64 tackles on average for a full year of play. He also has 2 INT’s and 0 forced fumbles. Chilly…get him out of the lineup please? He’s lucky there isn’t a stat for big plays given up that were all his fault…it seems as if the vikings have a knack for starting players with the initials “TJ” who have close to zero talent at all (hint…think #7).
To conclude this little rant, please Vikings, go out and get Atogwe…we need help in the secondary and he is a great fit!

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Jamieson Russek