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David Kahn= The Obama of Basketball

June 25, 2010

Change. Easily said, sometimes done, rarely successful. The Minnesota Timberwolves have been the laughing stock of the NBA ever since we traded our franchise player for Al Jefferson and no one else who remains on the Wolves active roster. As elated as I could be once we pushed one GM out the door, I went to bed last night praying to 4 different gods he would return. Last night in Kahn’s 2nd draft as the Wolves GM, he kicked off the night with a B+ pick. Wesley Johnson is a legit three who can fill it up and provides us with a swing that can shoot. A definite need filler here. The problem here lies in the fact that when you win 17 games, you don’t draft on need, you take best available, and expanding on that, you take best available who happens to be another need of yours. Demarcus Cousins. Yeah, yeah, of course you will here questions about his weight or his drive, but let’s be honest how much does character matter in this league. Ron Artest looked pretty good a week ago huh? Cousins is the closest thing to a near lock for a 20/10 guy every night, but don’t get me wrong Wesley will get his and is a guy you can build around. Congrats David, those are the last good things you will hear from me in a long while.
As the case in last years draft, a good start is followed up by the same old, “What is he doing?” “He must be making a trade.” I once asked these questions, and now I just wonder rhetorically. With our 2nd of 5 picks, and 3 in the 1st round, we take yet another 3. Hmmmm, does anybody see a trend building? This time it’s Luke Babbitt, a tweener in every sense of the word. He’s a great shooter but couldn’t guard me, much less a quicker 3 or a stronger 4. As I sit wondering, hoping, Kahn could do something moderately intelligent, I get wind of a trade. As I hear this, I naturally get excited like freshman college student’s orientation day, but the excitement quickly dwindles as it becomes a reality to me. David Kahn pulls no good moves. He trades Babbitt and Ryan Gomes, our last remaining piece of the KG trade besides Big Al to Portland for Martell Webster. Yet another 3. If you can’t see the trend now, stop reading. We trade Gomes’ expiring contract to gain Martell Webster’s 10.6 million dollar contract in a summer where we have cap space to sign a mid level player such as Rudy Gay, who is a proven 3. Trust me, if your sick of this rant, I’m way more sick of it, which is why I will hop off this computer sooner rather than later and forget the T’Wolves exist for 4 years. With our 3rd pick of the 1st round, we take Trevor Booker, you can guess the position. Is this a joke? Jeff Foxworthy, meet David Kahn. Oh wait another trade, we are moving Trevor Booker and his undersized 3 body, to acquire Lazar Hayward who really is a severly undersized 4!!! I praise David Kahn because he broke the streak. But then again how many undersized 4’s do we have? Weird? In the 2nd round we take a big from Budapest or Afghanistan or some place I couldn’t point out on the map. I digress this rant by saying, whichever 65 people who are planning on watching Wolves run their Triangle offense this year, please keep your excitement to yourselves. Until we figure out our Point Guard situation and realize playing Al and Kev together won’t work, you can find me studying or heck even watching Extreme Home Makeover rather than the Kahn led pups.

Zack Marchand


Prince of Green Bay?

June 21, 2010

This just in…Aaron Rodgers lands lead role in Hollywood flick Prince of Persia…


Sports World Humor

June 16, 2010

While indulging in the wonderful world of sports this past week I have found many things to be interesting and humorous. Everyone loves the decisions made by coaches which leave us scratching our heads and provide us with something to complain about the next day when we converse with our buddies. Here are a few “incidents” (if you will) which caught my attention (these are not numbered worst to first, they’re just numbered).

1. Darnell Dockett’s amazing mathematical skills while calling out Albert Haynesworth and Mike Florio’s sarcastic comment.)
“That’s why I tell y’all I’m nothing like these dudes, for a 100 million my ass will play 4-3, 3-4, 5-9, 4-8, and still whip ass!” Dockett declared. (Actually, we’ve heard that Vikings coach Brad Childress has been experimenting with the 4-8 alignment. On offense.) courtesy of

2. Guy’s reply to Darnell Dockett’s calling out of Haynesworth.

Running a 5-9, 99% of the players will whip ass.

3. Ron Gardenhire starting Nick Punto (Batting Average of .231), Trevor Plouffe (.130), Brendan Harris (.160), and Drew Butera (.135) in the same lineup on Sunday 6/13 vs. the Atlanta Braves…he also started Michael Cuddyer in Center Field…funny thing happened that game, the Twins got out-hit 16-4 and lost 7-3…

4. Ron Gardenhire’s unexplainable desire to have someone who is hitting under the Mendoza line (batting average under .200 for those of you who don’t know baseball) while Delmon Young sits in the 7 hole batting .295 with 8 bombs and 41 RBI…
—Lead in to next comment-Matt Tolbert is also a “Gardy favorite for the 2 spot…he’s hittin a whopping .167

5. Perhaps the most startling incident of the week, Matt Tolbert hits a Home run at target field followed by a Joe Mauer strikeout??? (Nick Punto was also 2/3 that game with a 2 RBI double…

6. Chilly Strikes Again – Vikings sign Ryan Moats while Brian Westbrook is still a free-agent. They now have 6 rb’s on the roster and Adrian Peterson is carrying a “weighted football” at practice to work on not fumbling…Chilly claims it’s like having a doughnut on a baseball bat meaning the ball will then feel like nothing in Peterson’s arms…meaning he will be more aware he’s holding it?

7. This just in…Minnesota coaches suck? What?

8. Glen “Big Baby” Davis’ slober and Nate Robinson’s comment “weez like Shrek and Donkey!!” courtesy of Chris Emma for the quote.

9. Pau Gasol is still the ugliest man in the NBA, the question is does he look more like an Ostrich or a Camel?

10. Ray Allen sets an NBA record for 3-pointer made in a Finals Game followed by missing his next 16 straight (minimum, not sure of the exact number).

11. The Big 10 decides to add Nebraska…first of all they’ve been the Big 10 for years with 11 teams, now they have 12 teams. The Big 12 teams dropped to 10 teams…do the conferences switch names??

Just a few things to ponder and discuss, enjoy!



Overpaid is an understatment…

June 11, 2010

Everyone knows about the players in sports with huge contracts. Joe Mauer signs 8 years for $184 million, Alex Rodriguez signs 10 years $275 million (which was an extension from his previous $252 million per year) but these players are the types that attract fans and sell merchandising. The organization’s feel these players aren’t worth this much money because of their ability but because of the amount of people they bring to the game, the amount of potential they bring in winning a championship, and the amount of merchandise they will sell, etc. Then there are the players who bring none of that and yet are paid multi-million dollar contracts.

Brendan Harris – Brendan Harris is a utility player who isn’t necessarily known for a good arm, he isn’t known for great fielding, and he sure as hell isn’t known for his great bat…so why is he on the Twins roster making $1,450,000 this year? I mean $1.5 million is a lot of money to pay a guy batting .162 in 99 at-bats this year with just 1 home run and 4 rbi.

Nick Punto – Good ‘ol Nicky Punto…for years many Minnesotan’s have been Hot and Cold on him. Personally I have always been cold on him. Yea he’s got great defense (which he showed last night with his back to back errors) but when he steps to the plate I’d rather pinch hit him with Scott Baker. Let’s be honest he kills come backs like the Vikings kill Super Bowl hopes (I know too soon for me too). Anyway back to Nick…he’s making $4,000,000 this year. I get it, he’s good at defense, he’s phenomenal at defense…but really?…$4 mill? Punto is however hitting a whopping .230 on the year with 13 RBI…

Jesse Crain – Yes I saved the best for last. There is no one on any organization that frustrates me more than Jesse Crain. In fact the only thing that makes me more mad than watching him pitch is wondering why Gardy put him in the first place. With an ERA of 5.33 this year and an ERA of 4.70 last year it is safe to say he’s past his prime (when was his prime?). After looking at the contracts of the previous two players I thought there was no way Jesse Could be making $1.5 million or higher this year…he’s making $2,000,000 this year. That’s a lot of cash to give up on average about 1 run every 2 innings he comes in. I mean the guy’s a relief pitcher it’s not like he’s a starter! Why these players are getting paid this much is beyond me, and I will NEVER understand it.

Other notable players and their 2010 salaries.
Denard Span $750,000
Billy Butler (KC) $470,000
Nick Blackburn $750,000
Kevin Slowey $470,000
Francisco Liriano $1,600,000
Jason Kubel $4,100,000…at least he makes $100 grand more than Punto.
Clay Buchholz (BOS) $443,000…check his stats..
etc. etc.


Dear Brad…let’s get a real Safety this offseason?

June 4, 2010

As most die-hard vikings fan will realize we haven’t had the best secondary in the last few years. Many of the skewed stats descend from the fact no team can run on our big boys up front and are forced to pass. However, let’s be honest, some of it comes from the lack of talent in our last line of defense, the Safety position. Then we brought in Madieu Williams. It is safe to say the media over-played the arrival of Madieu just two years ago. So we take a look at Madieu’s stats and conclude he is a descent safety. In 24 games started (the last two years) Madieu has racked up 116 tackles, 2 INT’s, and 0 forced fumbles. Williams isn’t necessarily a big hitter. So those tackles aren’t bad. About 60 tackles in 12 games averages out to be around 80 tackles per year. With only 2 INT’s over the past two years on a defense that is constantly thrown on (while creating an immense amount of pressure on the opposing QB) those numbers HAVE to be higher). 0 Forced fumbles is also pathetic.
Insert Oshiomogho Atogwe…or O.J. for short. This off-season O.J. has become a free agent and has made comments about coming over to Minnesota. He would fit perfectly in the Vikings system and the transition would be easy because he’s played in a dome for the last 5 seasons (his whole career). Let’s crunch Atogwe’s numbers. The formal Stanford Cardinal has accumulated a total of 159 tackles in the last 2 years in just 28 games. Which (if he stays healthy) averages out to be 90 tackles per year. He’s also intercepted 7 passes and forced a startling 9 fumbles…as a Free Safety. He is a football minded, hard-hitting player who would upgrade most anyone’s defense in the NFL. The Vikings could use him at either Strong or Free safety and Tyrell Johnson out of the lineup. O.J. Atogwe is better than Minnesota’s best Safety so why not pick him up and mix and match another player for the other starting safety spot?
When Tyrell Johnson is actually in the right zone or manned up on his assignment, it’s surprising. He legitimately is more out-of-place than Rasheed Wallace on a hockey rink. Since we went over the other two players’ numbers I suppose we’ll have to go over Tyrell’s. Johnson has 88 tackles in 22 games started. This number gives him 64 tackles on average for a full year of play. He also has 2 INT’s and 0 forced fumbles. Chilly…get him out of the lineup please? He’s lucky there isn’t a stat for big plays given up that were all his fault…it seems as if the vikings have a knack for starting players with the initials “TJ” who have close to zero talent at all (hint…think #7).
To conclude this little rant, please Vikings, go out and get Atogwe…we need help in the secondary and he is a great fit!

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Jamieson Russek


Time For Replay In Baseball?

June 3, 2010

As I sit here staring at my Opening Day Poster of Target Field at work, last night’s Twins game comes to my head. Although it was a nice way for Griffey to end his career with a walk-off win, it would have been even nicer for the Twins to rain on Seattle’s parade (ironic it would rain in Seattle). In the bottom of the 10th inning with two outs, Ichiro Suzuki stepped to the plate and hit a soft grounder to the 2nd basemen Matt Tolbert who flipped it to Hardy at short for the sure force out which would have sent the game to the 11th inning. However, the runner was called safe and the winning run crossed the plate. Gardenhire (manager of the Twins) later said he would wait to see the replay but was certain the runner was out. This wasn’t the worst call of the night. Over in Detroit a disheartening (but laughable because it’s Detroit) event occurred. Andres Galarraga was 1 out away from pitching the 3rd perfect game this year, and the 21st in Major League Baseball history. Austin Jackson had already made a spectacular catch to keep the perfect game going and it seemed as if this was in the bag. The number 9 hitter, the 27th out, Jason Donald stepped int he box and hit a sharp ground ball towards Miguel Cabrera at 1st base. Cabrera fielded it cleanly and fired to Galarraga for the final out. Cabrera let out a loud cheer as he had thought he had helped his pitcher complete the gem. However first base umpire Jim Joyce thought differently. He called Donald safe on a play in which he was out by a full foot and a half. The replay clearly showed Donald was out. Alas there is no replay review in the MLB, therefore the play cannot be reviewed. Galarraga will always have this one hitter, but can never say he pitched a perfect game. Other instances such as Joe Mauer’s “foul ball” vs. the New York Yankees in the playoffs last year come to mind. The ball landed a good 6 inches in fair territory and could have potentially swung the momentum in that particular game. Again…no replay. It’s time to accept the inevitable, the MLB needs to adopt a replay rule. It doesn’t have to be for balls, strikes, or every out. It just has to be to get the big calls right. A rule system should be set in place to for managers to challenge at least 1 call, and foul balls should always be correct. Tennis uses the system, football, basketball, hockey, etc. It’s your call Bud, figure it out. Something as rare as a perfect game was robbed by one umpire…and on behalf of Mr. Galarraga, please implement the system

Jamieson Russek